I always loved jokes and cartoons. They can be serious as they point out the silliness in our lives, convey a wise message of wisdom and at the same time bring a smile. Sometimes there is little difference between a joke and life wisdom. 1..
I started collecting jokes I received from different sources over a period of some 25 years. For the book I chose for an “Anglo-Saxon” collection. They are typical for the US, Canada, UK, Australia and New Zealand.
Where are they from? Who wrote them? 2., Most are everywhere, floating anonymously (匿名地) on the internet, and circulate among friends, e-mails, chat groups and mailing lists. Many come up over a beer.
The language of humor is not universal and translating into another language mostly does not work. 3.. Living in China for a long time, I gave up telling jokes as our Chinese friends find nothing funny in them and they can lead to misunderstandings. 4.. Trying to translate Chinese jokes also would mostly fail to convey anything “funny” for us Westerners; I can say I cannot recall any Chinese joke.
While at a first sight the book may not be interesting to Chinese readers, due to the cultural differences, 5., as well as to learn a different vocabulary. Also, for those who deal with Westerners, here in China or when abroad, they might surprise their foreign friends by serving them some jokes they can appreciate.
A. Different cultures have a different understanding of what is “funny”
B. Generally speaking, nobody knows the original source
C. they wonder why there are so many about the Westerners
D. Worse, they start asking a million questions of the why and what and how
E. Maybe life is just a big joke
F. Most Chinese are totally unfamiliar with the Western world of jokes, they are puzzled or even shocked
G. it is a nice tool for our friends to learn about typical Western humor
ON TUESDAY, the Shenzhen team of Blue Sky Rescue, a domestic nonprofit civil rescue team, confirmed that two of its members had died trying to rescue 24 tourists who had got into difficulties.
According to the official news, it was on Monday that the rescue team received a telephone call from 24 travelers, who were trapped in a river valley, with a storm on the way and one of the female travelers being badly injured.
The team responded immediately. However, when they helped the travelers, two team members got trapped by the rising river water. The next day, they were confirmed dead.
The two heroes who gave their own lives to save others are being mourned by all.
Who can rescue the rescuers? The question aroused a heated discussion among people. Most of them think we would rather such “heroic deeds” were not required. However, that depends on people being more sensible. we would rather such “heroic deeds” were not required. In the past several years, there have been many cases in which travelers, ignoring the signs saying certain areas are dangerous and off-limits, still have kept on “exploring” unpaved and unmarked regions and ended up needing to be rescued. By so doing, they put not only their own lives at risk but also the lives of those who go to their aid.
In this case, although the travelers may have been in an authorized area, they ignored the warnings of an approaching typhoon. It was extremely reckless (鲁莽的) of them to travel into the wild on such a day, as the local weather forecast had warned people against the impending typhoon. Two rescuers have lost their lives because of the thoughtlessness of others.
Although the majority of travelers behave properly, some attempt challenging tasks that are obviously beyond their abilities.
The law has already made it clear that if a traveler or group gets into difficulties when entering unauthorized regions, they must bear the costs of the rescue operations. The regulations need strengthening to deter travelers from putting their own lives and the lives of others at risk.
1.What happened to a woman traveler?
A.She lost her way. B.She was trapped on the mountain.
C.She died in the storm. D.She was seriously hurt.
2.What is the writer’s attitude towards some tourists?
A.Critical. B.Sympathetic.
C.Understanding. D.Admiring.
3.What does the underlined word deter in the last paragraph mean?
A.protect B.keep
C.excuse D.separate
4.What can be a suitable title for this passage?
A.The Blue Sky Rescue. B.Who can rescue the rescuers?
C.Who should bear the costs? D.A deadly typhoon
Humans may have been enjoying cacao, which has been used to make chocolate, for much longer than experts had thought.
Researchers at the University of British Columbia in Canada have found that humans grew cacao trees and consumed (食用) cacao starting around 5,300 years ago.
The researchers found evidence of cacao’s use at an ancient village in the highlands of southeastern Ecuador. They examined the remains of very old objects. The village was part of the Mayo-Chinchipe culture of the Andes.
Scientists had already mostly agreed that cacao was first domesticated in South America instead of Central America, as they once believed. But the new discovery shows cacao was grown about 1,500 years earlier than was known before.
The University of British Columbia researchers also identified (证实) a substance found in the cacao tree but not in its wild relatives. This suggests that humans grew the tree for food purposes.
Today, the seeds are cooked and turned into many chocolate products. But thousands of years ago, cacao was used to make drinks.
Michael Blake is a professor of University of British Columbia who helped lead the study. He said that the objects on which cacao was found suggest a lot about how people used the substance at the time.
“They clearly drank it,” Blake told the Reuters news service.
There is no clear history of native populations in South or Central America using cacao to make chocolate the way people do now, the researchers reported. Native populations in the upper Amazon area today still use cacao to make special drinks, they added.
Evidence suggests cacao growing moved into Central America and Mexico about 4,000 years ago. It is not clear how cacao’s use spread between South and Central America.
But by the time Spanish explorers arrived in Central America in the late 1400s, people were using it to make hot and cold chocolate drinks with spices.
By the 1580s, Spain began importing cacao and spreading it to other European countries. By the 1800s, technology developed in the Netherlands made it possible to turn cacao into a solid chocolate product.
1.Where was cacao grown earliest?
A.Mexico. B.Canada
C.Central America. D.South America.
2.When it comes to the introduction of cacao to Europe, which country contributed most?
A.America. B.Canada.
C.Spain. D.Netherland.
3.Which of the following can serve as a best possible title for this passage?
A.The history of cacao. B.The home of cacao.
C.The use of cacao. D.The spreading or cacao.
Dining halls of the Hilton Wuhan Riverside have been busting with military personnel ever since the first delegations 24 and staff of the International Sports Military Council (CISM ) started checking into the hotel over a week ago.
This marks the first time China is staging a CISM event, with nearly 10,000 participants attending the 7th Military World Games in Wuhan. Many of them, along with some of the staff from CISM and the organizing committee, are staying at the Hilton Wuhan Riverside.
Dharmendra Singh from India doesn’t belong to either category of guests, even though his military-style haircut and two pins - a CISM pin and a Wuhan 2019 Games pin - on the lapel of his black suit might suggest otherwise. His ability to talk in Mandarin complicates things even further.
Singh is in charge of tending to the guests at the hotel, in particular those who take their meals in the dining halls. Yet, by his own admission, the 31-year-old, who has been a chef at the Hilton for nearly two years, feels as though he is also part of the “army family” at the hotel, and being part of Wuhan Games is fulfilling his “army dream”.
As a teen, he dreamed about serving his country as a soldier. However, the pressure of being the older of the two siblings in a financially challenged family meant Singh had to put his military dream on hold. To provide for his parents and younger brother, at 17 he set out to earn an income by making use of his culinary (烹饪的) skills.
“And, as fate would have it, a friend helped me get a job at the hotel.”
Pointing to the Wuhan Games and CISM pins that two diners gave him, Singh added: “Military people command respect due to their selflessness and honesty towards their work. I am glad that I am able to serve them and to honor their commitment to serve their nations.”
By the time the Games end on Oct 27, some of the guests might have handed Singh a few more pins to add to his collection; others might say goodbye with just a “thank you”. Either way, he will remain grateful to them for providing memories for a lifetime.
1.What can we learn from paragraph three?
A.Singh used to serve in Indian army.
B.Singh’s identity seems to be confusing.
C.Singh tends to wear a black suit every day.
D.Singh pretends to be one of the staff of CISM.
2.Why will Singh be grateful to his guests?
A.Because they may show respect to him.
B.Because they will give him precious memories.
C.Because they will present him with some decorations.
D.Because they may help fulfill his dream to be a soldier.
3.Which may be the best title of the passage?
A.Cooking up some special memories. B.Gathering of peace.
C.The thrill of World Military Game. D.Closing with a cultural flourish.
假定你是李津，你的英国朋友Alex经常在网络平台上帮助你学习英语，你的英语口语得到很大提升。请给他写一封邮件.
内容包括:(1)表示感谢；(2)回顾Alex对你的帮助；(3)邀请他来天津游玩。
注意:(1)词数100左右；(2)可适当增加细节，以使行文连贯。
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When people think of New York City, most of them probably picture the attractive lifestyles of the rich and famous or think of Broadway, Times Square and other tourists attractions. However, there is another side of New York City. The summer after tenth grade, I went with my group on a mission trip to New York City for a week.
I had always known that poverty existed in major cities, but I had never seen it to a degree as high as we did there. We worked at several different locations with our small groups. One day, we served at a soup kitchen and what I saw astounded me. I couldn’t believe my eyes. We saw people from all walks of life. We met people who came there because they had no job, no home and no money.
Another day, we volunteered at a homeless shelter. We helped people there do some cleaning and spent time talking to them and listening to their stories. It was incredible to see how thankful they were to us for just spending a couple of hours talking to them.
Every person we met on that trip had a unique story. Whatever their stories were, there was a common thread we saw in them—hope and thanks. These were people who had nothing and yet they were so hopeful about her future and they were thanking us.
My experience during the summer changed my life. I used to picture my future as containing a big house and a lot of money, but now I see my future as helping others. After college, I would really like to work for some sort of global aid organization that deals with social issues, such as poverty and homelessness.
1.What do most people have in mind when thinking of New York City? (no more than 10 words)
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2.What does the underlined word “astounded” in Paragraph 2 mean?(1 word)
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3.What did the author discover in the people at the homeless shelter? (no more than 15 Words)
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4.What kind of organization does the author want to work for after college? (no more than 10 words)
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5.How does the author’s experience inspire you? (no more than 25 words)
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