Three travelers, Allan, Carl and Paul were sitting on the chairs in a train station. They were waiting for a train that was very late.
To pass the time, they began talking to each other.
At first, they talked about the weather and their work. Then Paul said, "Tell me—what would you most like to do if your doctor tells you that you have only three months to live?"
The other two men thought about this for a while, and then Carl spoke.
“Well,” he said, “if I have only three months to live, I’ll take all my money out of the bank and go to foreign countries for holidays with my best friend, Erik. I'd like to travel to the places in the world as many as possible. And I'll stay at the best hotels and then eat the best food. I think I'll have a wonderful time.”
“That’s very interesting.” Paul said.
With these words, he turned to the other man, saying, “And what about you?”
“I'll tell you a secret,” Allan said. “I always want to be a racing driver. So if I have only three months to live, the first thing I'd like to do is to sell my house. With the money I’ll buy the fastest car in the world. Maybe I can enter all the big motor races.”
Then he laughed, "I might even end up (以……而告终) world champion.”
“Now it's your turn,” Allan went on, “If your doctor tells you the bad news, what would you most like to do?”
“Oh,” said Paul with a smile. “I’ll go and see another doctor.”
1.The three men were talking _____________.
A. in the post office B. in the waiting room
C. on the train D. on the chairs in their office
2.The men began to talk about the weather and the work because they __________.
A. didn't know anything new
B. wanted to pass the time quickly
C. had nothing to do
D. were very interested in each other's work
3."I might even end up world champion." Here the word "champion" means _________in Chinese.
A.名人 B.赛车手
C.大款 D.冠军
An American teenager was in hospital recovering from serious head wounds from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the teenager told the police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his dead to a moving train before he was hit.
A terrorist didn’t pay enough postage for a bomb letter. It came back with Return to sender stamped on it. Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it and was blown into pieces.
From Laugh Your Head Off
1. Why was the American teenager in hospital?
A. He had a headache.
B. He was hit by the police.
C. He got serous head wounds
2.Why didn’t the terrorist post off the bomb letter?
A. It was dangerous.
B. It needed more postage.
C. It was for the terrorist himself.
3.What happened to the terrorist at last?
A. He was happy.
B. He was dead.
C. He was angry.
Peter was on holiday in a small fishing village near the sea. One day, he saw a localtaking the fish out of his boat while he was walking the beach. Peter asked how long it took the fisherman to fish every day. “Just hours.”
“Why don’t you work and catch more fish?” asked Peter.
“I have for my family.”
“How do you the rest of your day?”
“I play with my children, time with my wife, and visit my friends and play cards.”
Peter explained Jack worked longer and caught more fish, he could make more money. the money, Jack could buy more boats and catch more fish. By selling the fish, Jack could open his own .
“Then what?”
“You’ll probably have to move to the city to the company. Finally, you can sell your company and make dollars,” replied Peter.
“ do I have to spend?”
“At least fifteen years. ”
“Then ?”
“Oh, that’s the best. Then you can retire (退休), buy a near the sea, play with your children, spend more time with your wife, see your friends and play cards,” Peter said.
1.A.businessmanB. policemanC. fisherman D. tourist
2.A.acrossB. along C. inside D. outside
3.A.a few B. a little C.a bit of D. a lot of
4.A.shortest B. longest C. shorter D.longer
5.A.some B. enough C. none D. nothing
6.A.play with B. share with C. do with D. deal with
7.A. spend B.take C. pay D. cost
8.A. if B. that C. how D. who
9.A. Under B. By C. with D. without
10.A.library B. school C.factory D. cinema
11.A. buy B.sell C.thank D.run
12.A. hundreds of B.millions of C. a little D. a few
13.A. How old B. How often C. How long D.How soon
14.A. when B.what C. where D.how
15.A. factory B. boat C. house D.company
—Would you mind my using your computer? —______
A. Yes. Here you are. B. No, you can’t.
C. No, not at all.D. You’re welcome.
I wonder __________ achieve a balance between my schoolwork and my hobbies.
A. how can I B. how I can
C. what can I D. what I can
Mother wants to spend some time chatting with me _________ she is very busy every day.
A. andB. orC. butD. so
