Most funny stories are based on comic situations. In spite of national differences, certain funny situations have a universal attraction. No matter where you live, you would find it difficult not to laugh at, say Charlie Chaplin's early films. However, a new type of humour, which starts largely from the U.S., has recently come into fashion. It is called “sick humour”.
Comedians base their jokes on tragic situations like violent death or serious accidents. The following “sick humour” will enable you to amuse yourself.
A man who had broken his right leg was taken to hospital a few weeks before Christmas. From the moment he arrived there, he kept on bothering his doctor to tell him when he would be able to go home. He was afraid of having to spend Christmas in hospital. Though the doctor did his best, the patient's recovery was slow. On Christmas Day, the man still had his right leg in plaster(石膏).
He spent a miserable day in bed thinking of all the fun he was missing. The following day, however, the doctor consoled him by telling him that his chances of being able to leave hospital in time for New Year celebrations were good. The man took heart and, sure enough, on New Year's Eve he was able to hobble(蹒跚) along to a party. To make up for his unpleasant experiences in hospital, the man drank a little more than it was good for him. In the process, he enjoyed himself thoroughly and kept telling everybody how much he hated hospitals. He was still murmuring something about hospitals at the end of the party when he slipped on a piece of ice and broke his left leg.
1.Which is right?
A. All the humour stories are funny in spite of different nationalities.
B. One can realize the humour of the stories in his own country.
C. Charlie Chaplin made it difficult to laugh at his action.
D. Almost all the audience can be made to laugh at some famous comedians' action.
2.What does the underlined word “consoled” mean?
A. Comfort. B. Overcome.
C. Confuse. D. Disturb.
3.What can we infer from the passage?
A. No pains, no gains. B. Extreme joy begets sorrow.
C. Once a thief, always a thief. D. Good medicine tastes bitter.
4.What's the main idea of the passage?
A. A new kind of humour came into being.
B. How to cure your legs is important.
C. Christmas is more necessary than anything else.
D. Holding a party is interesting for the westerners.
Dramatic performing in an excellent method of building confidence in children and adults alike.Learning drama allows children to ______ their creativity and have fun while leaving their ______ and worries behind.Drama also works by supporting the growth of imagination and other skills.
Entertainment has become rather passive with ______,television and video games becoming more popular.These screenbased methods have had a ______ effect on communication.They prevent children communicating with others.______,drama puts the children enthusiastic about communication back into entertainment.Children have the opportunity to ______ with others in a more meaningful way ______ drama encourages speech development,awareness of body language and allows children to become more ______ aware.
Play and drama are closely linked.When children play a game,they are using their ______ and moving away from reality to ______ their own story.Drama is a vehicle ______ which children can express themselves more freely to make education fun.
Children gain ______ by understanding that there is no final answer in drama and that their opinion and contribution are valued.They are able to ______ to many issues and situations such as poverty,recycling and global warming.Drama and ______ have a strong link as drama can ______ children to take an active interest in other subjects such as geography,history and English and so they can ______ a more rounded education.
As a drama teacher,I have witnessed a child at his first class holding on to his parent’s arm—______ to let go.Then to see the same child running into my class with a smile is an ______ sight.Drama installs confidence in children by allowing them to improvise(即兴创作) and experiment.Everyone is given the opportunity to shine ______ drama.Besides learning the history of the theatre,drama ______ dance,music,and directing,etc.These classes are especially designed to be of great fun.
1.A. express B. expose C. experience D. explore
2.A. excitement B. happiness C. shyness D. sadness
3.A. movies B. radios C. media D. drama
4.A. positive B. negative C. sensitive D. subjective
5.A. However B. Besides C. Therefore D. Meanwhile
6.A. compare B. discuss C. connect D. compete
7.A. though B. as C. if D. before
8.A. mentally B. physically C. emotionally D. socially
9.A. determination B. consideration C. communication D. imagination
10.A. create B. tell C. read D. believe
11.A. through B. beyond C. across D. for
12.A. success B. hope C. admiration D. confidence
13.A. stick B. turn C. respond D. reply
14.A. language B. education C. play D. entertainment
15.A. persuade B. require C. encourage D. train
16.A. have B. continue C. provide D. give
17.A. tired B. unwilling C. sorry D. pleased
18.A. ordinary B. excellent C. odd D. imaginary
19.A. over B. above C. after D. within
20.A. possesses B. applies C. covers D. links
—I didn't pass the English exam.
—________next time, and you'll succeed.
A. Working hard B. Work hard
C. To work hard D. With hard work
He looked around and caught a man ______ his hand into the pocket of a passenger.
A. put B. to be putting
C. to put D. putting
________ the diamond, he had to look for a place to hide it.
A. Having stolen B. Having been stolen
C. Stolen D. Stealing
The dog, ______, will be made a good watchdog.
A. to train properly B. being trained properly
C. properly to train D. trained properly